The Master’s Voice
@RikkiSimons: He appears to lure Betty Boops from hiding with his phantom musics and then steals their cigar smoking life juices.
@essrose: How do I get THAT job!
@RikkiSimons: You have to have a skull face.
@essrose: Is that the only requirement?
@RikkiSimons: And you have to live in that city.
@essrose: Where is it? I am willing to relocate.
@RikkiSimons: According to current theory, you would have to fly faster than the speed of light and accelerate past this universe and into another and then another until you find the alternate reality where this city lives. Unfortunately the momentum of your ship would destroy anything at the destination at which it arrives.
@essrose: So, really, turning my face into a skull is the least of my problems.